Ladon’s log, day 381:

A plan came to me in my sleep. The big, red, mean one allows my allies to go in and out as they desire. All that is required is for one of them to paw at the doorknob. I have removed my dirty diaper and hidden it behind my sleeping cage. It’s no chloroform, but it will have to do. All I have to do is put on a pair of kitty ears and carefully place the diaper over Maaaaaaauuuu’s face long enough to cause unconsciousness. If my calculations are incorrect, he may never be the same…but it is a risk that I am willing to take, as he has it coming. I will drag him behind the curtain in my cell. Once he has been hidden, I will casually go to the door and paw at it.

It’s genius.

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